Asunder

"What God hath joined together, let no man put asunder"

One family wants a wedding, the other won't hear of it, and both sides are ready to force the issue.

Defend your spouse from marauding hordes of pro- and anti-wedding relatives!

Move with the arrow keys (or WASD) and click to fire. Speak to the priest with E to seal or annul your marriage -- half the church will be pleased; the other half will go on the offensive.

Since man and wife are "one flesh", you'll share a health pool with the groom when married; but since spouses share material wealth, you'll have to let him have half of your lasergun -- which fires double the rate when you're unmarried.

The longer you go without speaking to the priest, the higher your score multiplier -- aim for the highest possible number of nasty relatives blasted unceremoniously from the premises!